The Spam Letters - The Book

Featuring 100+ Spam Letters in an easy-to-read, well-organized, travel/bathroom-friendly format featuring loads of letters not on this site! Help a brother out.

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A Kindly Plea

Dear Spam Letters Reader,

First off, thanks for coming to the site. I greatly appreciate that you've taken the time to do so. I hope you've enjoyed the letters enough to consider buying the book (the links to do so are above).

I make no money from this website. If you look closely, you will notice cobwebs on the "Donate" button on this page. I am not independently wealthy. Any money I earn is doing far less entertaining work than writing. Perhaps you've seen me fishing coins out of a fountain near you, or coated in the silvery dust of lottery scratch-off tickets. It's not a pretty site. I look like a dusty robot and I smell like algae. I'd rather be writing for both you and I if you'd allow me to do so.

That's part of the reason I wanted to put The Spam Letters out as a book. It's my first. If it sells well and/or becomes relatively popular, I will be able to afford the time to write more and it will become easier for me to put out books. Books that I will enjoy writing and hopefully you will enjoy reading.

So please buy the book version of The Spam Letters if you can afford to. It'll set you back $14.95, even less ($11-14) if you buy it online. It would honestly mean a lot to me. If you buy it and let me know, then I will tell you so myself.

Thanks from an aspiring writer who still has many tricks (both spam-oriented and not) up his sleeve, Jon

P.S. Just so you know that I will not spend the money from sales of The Spam Letters on crack or casinos, I offer this diagram to you: