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Subject: RE: THE MANAGING DIRECTOR
To: pktextil@aol.net.pk
From: Jonathan Land <jland@incomplete.net>
Date: 08/20/2001

M.KHALID SHEIKHANI, a Free World citizen at pktextil@aol.net.pk wants to be on the list. PKTEXTIL
505,AL-Falah Court,OPP Metropolitan Bank
I.I.Chundrigar Road Karachi Pakistan
TEL. NO. 92 21 2634071 = FAX NO. 92 21 2631538
EMAIL: pktextil@aol.net.pk
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PKT-7021 AUG 06, 2001

ATTN : THE MANAGING DIRECTOR,
PURCHASE / IMPORT DEPT.,

Dear Sirs,

Pktextil is a company involved in indenting of various textile products from pakistan and are exploring new clients for the promotion and sales and in this connection , we are contacting your goodselves.

We can offer you the following textile quality products from pakistani's reputed ISO Certified as well as non certified manufacturers and exporters companies.

= 100 % Cotton and Polyester/Cotton Woven fabrics upto 300 cms width in 100% Cotton,Poly/cotton, Cvc made on sulzar, airjet,auto and powerloom in grey , bleached , dyed and pinted according to buyers requirements.

= Yarn in grey 100% cotton upto 16/1 counts and Ring Spun Yarn Carded / Combed for Knitting and Weaving.

= Terry Towels and Bathrobes

= Complete Bedlinen - Sabanas Line

= Textile Waste

= Knitted Fabrics and made-ups.

We request you to kindly let us know of your interest in any of the above enable us to quote you competative prices according to your desired delivery schedule.

We are awaiting your reply for the long lasting business relationship with your esteemed organisation and assuring you the best services always.

When replying please do not forget to give the name of the gentleman/lady dealing in - in imports and their direct phone numbers.

With best regards / M. KHALID

Hello,

I am the Managing Director for Penitentiary Pants, Inc.

Would it be possible to get some photos of fabric samples from you?

Jonathan Land
Managing Director,
Penitentiary Pants, Inc.

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