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Subject: Re: NEED GOODS TO BUY URGENTLY
To: reuben osas <reubenny2@go.com, bennyrobbinson@yahoo.com, reubenny01@hknetmail.com, reubenny01@sympatico.ca>
From: Jonathan Land <jland@incomplete.net>
Date: 08/07/2003

DEAR SIR,

I AM A BUSINESS MAN IN NIGERIA THAT BUYS GOODS IN BULK AND SELL IN PIECES, GOODS RANGING FROM LAP TOPS,COMPUTER ACCESSORIES,PHOTOCOPHIER MACHINES, ELECTRICAL APPLIANCIES E.T.C. AND PRESENTLY I HAD A FALLOUT WITH MY PRESENT SUPPLIER IN FAR ASIA PROMPTING ME TO LOOK FOR SUPPLIERS ELSEWHERE,MY SEARCH NOW LEAD ME TO YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS AND I DO NOT KNOW HOW FAST YOU CAN HELP ME IN GETTING GOODS WORTH $30,00:00-$40,000:00 U S DOLLARS AS I AM PRESENTLY OUT OF ORDER.{BY BUYINY GOODS FROM YOU AND SELLING DOWN HERE IN NIGERIA}. I KNOW YOU WOULD EVEN WANT TO BE A PARTNER BUT WITH TIME WE WOULD GO INTO THAT . FIRST I SUPPLY THE MONEY YOU SUPPLY THE GOODS

IF YOU ARE INTERESTED MAIL ME THROUGH THIS ADDRESS
bennyrobbinson@yahoo.com OR reubenny01@hknetmail.com OR reubenny01@sympatico.ca

THANKS LOOKING FORWARD TO HEARING FROM YOU
THANKS REUBEN
BENNY ROBBINSON AND SONS COMPUTER STORES.

I'm interested in a possible partnership. Do you have any qualms about buying and selling arms? It's been a great business for me. As a matter of fact, my next door neighbor is digging a hole in his backyard with a tank I sold him right now!

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