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Subject: Re: Friend, rock, paper or scissors?
To: A1PNDwYBAgAGewgB9QAAAAACAAApGQ@cyberdealsusa.com
From: Jonathan Land <jland@incomplete.net>
Date: 02/27/2004


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Dear Roshambo Enthusiast,

First and foremost: Rock!

Second of all: I'm bad at taking hints. Judging by your animated image above, this could be a proposition for an online handjob. While I'm flattered by your offer, even though I can't even begin to think of how that would work, I'll have to decline. Your hands appear very soft and supple, and if I'm reading your gesture correctly, you should stick with it. I'm sure you'll have clients in no time and will be able to take all comers.

In case you are talking about the classic game (well I guess they're both classic games, but I'm referring to the child-friendly one): I appreciate your attempts to enliven the world of online gaming, but this seems weak. While many games have translated into the digital realm with ease, Roshambo along with Cat's Cradle, Patty Cake, and Thumb Wrestling have yet to jump the great divide in my opinion. What's more is the hearing-disabled community has aggressively denounced the game due to it's abuse of American Sign Language. Some view the terminology of "Rock, Paper, Scissors" as crude slang, the likes of which haven't been seen since the Ebonics fiasco. If you try playing Roshambo with a deaf person, they will simply trump you with "the finger" each and every time.

Have you thought of an online casino like everyone else?
Jonathan Land

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