At 2:25 PM -0500 12/30/00, sekfjbwief@dsl.nl wrote: Welcome those over 18 years of age!!! Bring the new year in with a bang!!!
This site was rated #1 in 2000!!! See why we think it will be rated #1 again in 2001!
Hello, and a Happy New Year indeed!
When you say "Bring the new year in with a bang!!!" I know exactly what you're talking about. Unfortunately your triumvirate of identical links above don't seem to go anywhere. It's missing its periods like a debutante after the prom. This is a side note, but were you aware that 80% of all babies born to 18-year-old parents are born in February? I don't have adoption or abortion statistics. The latter option can happen over a wider range of dates, so I personally don't believe accurate statistics can be gathered. I'm assuming they're through the roof. Do the math. Nine months earlier it was May, and these innocent children were conceived by some not-necessarily-so-innocent-children. A Neanderthal jackass in a powder-blue frilly "tuxedo" plying a (possibly) unsuspecting teenage girl with Chivas Regal and roofies were having wild monkey sex in some semen-encrusted limousine THAT YOU PAID FOR! If your daughters weren't travelling with you to a higher existential plane, you would care...
... which is what this is all about after all, isn't it? From the content of your letter I can clearly see that your website is part of the Plan. As you know, It's been several years now, but finally, there's another comet orbiting close to the Earth at 12:00 am tonight (New Year's Eve) that will closely pass the star XT27893 which will, in turn, be passed by the Hale-Bopp comet in November 2004, for all of us that missed out the first time around. Bopp or bust!
This reminds me, what is your sect doing during the layover? I know the first comet gets into XT27893 in March 2002 (correct me if I'm mistaken - FAST, this is one connection not to be missed). We've been so busy with the charting of the travel, that none of us have even thought about what we're going to bring along with us to keep us occupied, and here we are on the day of the trip! I'm not even sure how this'll work. I want to bring a volleyball, net, some of those invisible ink games, and a well-stocked cooler, but will those things come with us? They don't have souls. I don't think they do. That Volleyball from the new Tom Hanks movie CastAway might. I've only seen the trailer, but it seems to give an excellent performance, but who knows. I'm afraid we won't be able to contact it in time for the departure, especially on a Sunday.
Anyhow, please fix your site address and send out your message again, because people will need the information that I'm sure your site offers, and time is tight. We've all already got our Nikes on. I love giving those heartless bastards this scale of a PR nightmare. Actually, we all have the logos of lots of companies we hate sewn onto our swanky purple attire. It's like the drivers' lounge before one of those NASCAR events in here. There are 132 folks in my sect alone. No company wants that kind of product placement displayed on all the major networks several times a day for a few weeks. That's not even including in 210 other cities.
Come on over and say hi tonight, just ask around for me, and get the word out immediately!
Jonathan Land
Acting Lord Ambassador Of Intelligent Life
Bopp Till You Drop Committee
