Subject: Re: Start the year off right..
To: ronevens339@apexmail.com, stacykindal@justice.com
From: Jonathan Land <jland@incomplete.net>
Date: 01/02/2001
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I'm extremely homophobic, and as a man's man, I need to ask you this: Will using this product make me a fag? I had a doctor try to check my prostate without letting me know what he was up to, and I broke his fucking fingers off at the shoulder, and then I played a little grabass with the nurses just to make sure that everything was clear.
I'm only admitting this to you because you're a professional and I trust you'll be discrete, but I don't like wiping my ass very well, because touching your anus with anything, even toilet paper, is gay. I know the anus is after the colon in the food chain or something or something like that, but I think the two are related, and I bet I can be cleaner, you know, down there, because my shit's been a dark brown for years now, unless I have one of those blue raspberry drinks, and then it's dark green. I know shit is dirty, and hopefully your product will clean up the shit enough so that there's no more dirt to make shit, because the more I think about it, stuff coming out of there is almost as gay as stuff going in, and as you might have guessed, I'm no fag.
So what I want to know about these capsules is this: Is this a pill or is this some fag-dildo-rape-tool-suppository? I won't do that suppository shit because sticking stuff up your ass is for fags, and I'm no fag.
Jon