Subject: Re: New Findout About Anyone Fast Now!
To: trudell948@excite.com
From: Jonathan Land <jland@incomplete.net>
Date: 01/21/2001
New Findout About Anyone Fast Now!
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Can your service tell me if a girl likes me? I didn't see any reference to that on your site.
You see, I met this veterinarian a few weeks back who was really nice to me and we talked a few times, and she seemed to look at me and not be horrified that I'm missing a nose (I lost it to a parrot that kept asking me to "come closer", then when I came closer, it SNAPPED!). Unfortunately, our conversations involved a big load of feces stuck in my guinea pig's intestinal tract. That's when I spoke with the vet, not the parrot. The conversation with the parrot was like:
Parrot: Hello?
Me: Hi!
Parrot: Come here
Me: Okee-dokee
Parrot: Come closer
Me: Do you have a secret to tell me, Mr. Parrot?
Parrot: Closer. CHOMP !
Me: AAARARRRGGGHGH!!! Why, Mr. Parrot?
I know it sounds silly, but it's the sad truth. Yes, I'm in the process of suing.
Anyway, if I can find out through you guys whether or not the vet likes me, I'll have the courage to proceed and ask her out on a date. I just like to avoid rejection at every turn, and your program might be just the thing for me!
Please let me know,
Jon
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