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Subject: Re: Fwd: Fwd: Re: Fwd: Fwd: Re: Fwd: Forwarded mail....
To: SSysler@adience.com
From: Joshua Newman <joshua@swingpad.com>
Date: 09/29/2000

Can you please send me some info on your career opportunities?

Scott,

I was forwarded your request by Jonathan Land, who thinks we may have a position for you here at artificial.com.

Keep in mind that our Conshohocken office is a primarily astroturf-based facility, while the Thailand one is involved more in the sod end of things. I know it's strange to divide things up like that, but the sod market is just through the floor in Thailand, so it's dirt cheap (ha ha!) to produce there and sell here. Plus the fringe benefits of living in a Bankokw'ah suburb are delicious! And I'm not just talking about the food!

I'm your man here in Thailand, but I had a large part in forming the company back when it started in Conshahocken, and I have a soft spot in my heart for anyone who loves it as much as I do. However, I really must say that the Thai people are astonishlingly friendly and inexpensive.

I'm not sure about the $40k/yr salary. Do you have previous sodding experience? Thailand, as I said, is quite inexpensive. I live here quite happily on my salary, which isn't the highest in the soddery industry, but a dollar goes long time here in Bankok.

How does $3k/yr sound?

-Joshua

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