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Subject: Re: trade enquiry
To: abiramii abiramii <abiramii@hotmail.com>
From: Jonathan Land <jland@incomplete.net>
Date: 10/10/2000

TO THE IMPORTING MANAGER

HELLO

ONE OF QUALITY EXPORTER OF HIGH FASHIONED KNITTED GAEMENTS IN INDIA. WE HAVE WE WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE OURSELF AS 10 YEARS EXPERIENCE IN THIS BUSSINESS. OUR EXPERIENCE IS BASED UPON SOUND UNDERSTANDING OF THE MANUFACTURING PROCESS AND AN INOVATION APPROACH TO FULFILL YOUR NEEDS. OUR PRODUCT WILL APPEAL TO EVERYONE WHO DESIRES THE BEST COMBINATION OF COST QUALITY & STYLE.

WE USE FABRIC SUCH AS SINGEL JERSEY ,PIQUE, INTERLOCK, JACQUARD,DROP NEEDLE, LOOPKNIT, YARN-DYED ETC. USING 100% COTTON MELANGE,BLENDED ,POLYESTER&LYCRA YARNS.OUR WIDE AND VARIED RANGE OF CASUAL & ACTIVEWEAR INCLUDE TòSHIRTS POLOSHIRTS, SWEATSHIRTS, NIGHT DRESSES,SHIRTS, BLOUSES, CO-ORDINATES, TANK TOPS, SKIRTS, SHORTS, JOG SUITS BODYSUITS, JUMP SUITS, PANTS ,LEGGINGS, SWEATERS ,CARDIGANS, BESIDES IN ALL STYLE AND SIZE RANGE. WE ARE THE ONE OF THE STOCKIST OF STOCK DYEDYARNS. WE CAN GIVE CHEAPEST PRICE OF YARN DYED STRIPES POLO SHIRTS USING STOCK DYED YARNS. WHATEVER YOUR STRIPES DESIGH COLOUR COMB AND FABRIC WE CAN MAKE IT. WE ARE MAKING ECO-FRIENDLY CARRY BAG IN KNITTED IN VERY LOW PRICE.

YOU CAN CONTACT US THROUGH FAX +91-421-749027 & NET(abiramii@hotmail.com) at your office time itself.

OUR COMMUNIOCATION ADDRESS.
ABIRAMII FASHIONS,
47,KANDASAMY CHETTIAR STREET,
TIRUPPUR, INDIA.
PHONE 0091-421-701232
EXPECTING YOUR FAVOURABLE REPLY
SINCERELY
KUTTY.S

Hello!

My name is Jonathan Land, I'm the Importing Manager for Incomplete Industries. The sweatshop I currently manufacture my merchandise in is under intense government scrutiny, so your mailing has come just in time!

We sell "brand-name" replicas of famous name items (Hilfiger, Fubu, Lauren, Stewart - Martha, not Jon or Patrick) as well as merchandise with replicas of cultural icons (Mickey Mouse, Simpson - Bart and OJ, Rondey King) to the inner city market at a fraction of what it would cost our clients to purchase a firearm to commit larceny at the stores which sell the "brand-name" versions of these products. It's our way of giving back to the community AND making a buck.

So what are your rates, and what's your turnover time?

Looking forward to working with you!
Jonathan Land
Importing Manager, Incomplete Industries

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