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Subject: RE: The Stainless Steel Network
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From: Jonathan Land <jland@incomplete.net>
Date: 03/06/2002

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The band relies heavily power tools and anything metallic that can be used as percussion for their live performances. Unfortunately road wear-and-tear, plus many rainy outdoor festival gigs have compromised the equipment. We were in a pretty bad accident with the tour bus last year, and all of the decaying chainsaws, nails, drill bits, sheet metal, and touring personnel got tossed about like we were inside of a blender, which is ironic since the blender (along with the mixer and centrifuge) stayed put.

Everyone got cut up pretty bad, but with all of the screams and clanging such as they were, I'd say that it was hands-down their strongest performance in the time that I've been with them. It was pretty gruesome though. I can only remember one sight as horrific, and that would be the backstage videotape of fellow German techno band Kraftwerk scootching across shag carpeting, and shocking each other's naked asses with their fingers. I think they finally discovered something that was more fun to compute.

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