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Subject: Re: Fwd: Fwd: Re: Fwd: Fwd: Re: Fwd: Forwarded mail....
To: SSysler@adience.com <SSysler@adience.com>
From: Jonathan Land <jland@incomplete.net>
Date: 09/27/2000

Jonathan,

I have a BA degree from Temple University in Sport and RecreationManagement.............During college I conducted an internship at theCorstates Center( Now First Union Center) in the Event Services Dept................doing marketing/sales/promotions to corporateclients.......After graduating college I worked for Softmart in DowningtownPA doing inside sales of computer h/w and software to Fotune 500 companiesfrom Feb 1999 to Jan 2000. I am currently in outside sales for a companynamed Adience Design in Hightstown NJ ( a Lotus/IBM premier businesspartner).....sell business computing solutions-apllication design anddeployment, email migration upgrades, web development, and end-user/techtraining in Lotus Notes/Domino)..................I have a love for sportsand am trying to get back into that field..............I know your companydeals with college and professional teams for turf replacement....waslooking into sales opportunities you have!

Thanks,
Scott

Scott,

The only sales opportunity we have open right now is in our office in Thailand. You wouldn't believe how popular turf is over there, especially in the brothels. Lord knows why. I personally don't care for abnormal, unnatural fetishes, but hey, we're not in this business for the love of the turf. A buck is a buck. We can't pay for you to relocated, but I hear the fringe benefits of working in our most lascivious office holds a lot of weight for the employees. As our turf installers put it: "We always like to lay some carpet while we put down some turf". Whatever, 1) I personally don't approve and 2) that sort of thing is in no way linked to the company. I need to say that in case you're a cop. Number 2 that is, number 1 is the absolute truth, but I'm not here to pass judgement.

By the way, 1) When can you start, 2) what's your current salary, and 3), how big is your staff?

Still interested, or are you looking to stay stateside?

Jon

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