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Author's Note: This was written by Joshua Newman.

Subject: Re: Fwd: Fwd: Re: Fwd: Fwd: Re: Fwd: Forwarded mail....
To: SSysler@adience.com
From: Joshua Newman <joshua@swingpad.com>
Date: 09/30/2000

Joshua,

Thanks for the info, can't live on 3k ........thanks

Well, like I said, it's worth a lot more here in Thailand than in the U.S.

However, you could talk to Jonathan Land over in the Astroturf division. He doesn't mind dealing with your kind.

His email address is jland@incomplete.net (incomplete and swingpad are two subdivisions. You also may want to check out prybar.org, another organization of ours, a nonprofit that encourages the responsible use of building/demolition tools.)

Thank you for your interest, and don't forget to contact Jonathan. He's the V.P. of operations over in Conshohocken.

-Joshua

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