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Subject: Re: Fwd: Fwd: Re: Fwd: Fwd: Re: Fwd: Forwarded mail....
To: SSysler@adience.com
From: Joshua Newman <joshua@swingpad.com>
Date: 09/29/2000

I do not have sodding experience but do have close to 2 years sales experience with a BA in Sport and Recreation Management from Temple University.........internship experiences with Pro and Minor league teams.......can you tell me more about the position and its benefits over there( you said 30K base? any comissions, health benefits, 401K, relocation expense,etc)?

Actually, no, the base sallary was $3k. That goes pretty far over here. A bowl of soup costs $.30. And that a lot of soup! And man, they make this great shrimp and lemongrass soup with egg noodles that just makes you have to run out to the local "friendly house"!

As for commissions, yes, we have an arrangement with that same "friendly house", where the more sod you sell (not astroturf, mind you. That's not my division), the more credits you get toward stays over there.

Our health benefits include an on-site massage, hot tubs (actually, the hot tubs are over at the F.H., but they let us use them since we're such regular customers over there), and we also offer a 401k plan

What kind of sports were you involved in? Here, we have a Penjak Ngoi team that actually won last year's regional tournament! You should have seen their faces when we got our Tgang through the Bahwah first! They couldn't believe it!

Do you play Penjak Ngoi? I know it doesn't have much of a following over in the States, but the Nationals here were broadcast last year on ESPN2, I heard!

-Joshua

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