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Subject: Re: Fwd: Fwd: Re: Fwd: Fwd: Re: Fwd: Forwarded mail....
To: SSysler@adience.com <SSysler@adience.com>
From: Jonathan Land <jland@incomplete.net>
Date: 09/29/2000

Jonathan,

Thank you for the interesting history........Is there a possibility that a stateside position would open? Do you have offices in other states or just in Conshohocken, PA? I would prefer to be in the PA office! However I am curious to see what your company offers...............I am at a base salary of $40,000 + commissions and expenses and health benefits...........what do you offer?

Sorry for the delayed response, I took a personal day yesterday. I had to get my daughter's braces put on. Poor thing. She's probably crying her eyes out trying to eat lunch right now. I remember when I had braces put on. It was the most painful experience I had until I passed kidney stone 3 years ago. Now that's pain. I don't understand how women give birth. A baby's like 10 times the size of a kidney stone. At least my baby and my kidney stone.

Anyhoo, our US offices are in Conshohocken, and Dallas, TX (BIG market), and frankly, the PA one isn't doing so well. I know that we definitely aren't hiring here (actually there are rumors that this office might be shut down, so you might not want to work here after all), and I'm pretty sure that Dallas is all set. Thailand is the only place we're understaffed, so I guess that settles that.

If you'd like to send your resume, we'll keep it on file, in case things turn around for us here and we need someone.

Good luck in your future endeavors,

Jon

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